NAUGHTY CANDY HEARTS SAYINGS PLUS

What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.Ĭhristmas, here again. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.ĭo give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. But if the white runs out I'll drink the red.Ĭhristmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks. Three Wise Women would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, bought practical gifts, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth! They are sure to bring a smile to the face of even the biggest Christmas Grinch!Ĭhristmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.Ī lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. Get your friends and family chuckling with these funny Christmas quotes! These humorous quotes are great for including in a Christmas card message to friends and relatives who enjoy a good joke around this time of year. May your Christmas be filled with love and laughter. I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. It's Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.Ĭhristmas isn't a season.

Trying to make it through the big list of cards you have to write this holiday season? Looking for something unique for every person you know and love? Don't worry, we have you covered!Ĭhristmas is more than just presents, it's love and harmony.Ĭhristmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

Scroll down the page to view the entire collection, or use these links to jump to a particular type of Christmas quote. Include a funny quote to a friend or relative to give them a laugh, or add an inspiring quote to provide an encouraging word to someone who has had a difficult year. The short Christmas quotes on this page are perfect for including in your Christmas card message to make them more meaningful.

NAUGHTY CANDY HEARTS SAYINGS PLUS

On this page, you'll find sentimental quotes that will give you a warm fuzzy feeling, funny Christmas that will make you laugh out loud, joyful religious and Christian quotes, plus so much more to spread Christmas cheer this holiday season!

Naughty candy hearts sayings